Olive Garden really does treat you like family... My waiter left to go buy a pack cigarettes, and he still hasn't come back yet. 😢
Why did the Olive Garden manager get locked out of the restaurant? He had Gnocchi
What do you call a Ghost without any Boo’s?
SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was
Olive joke
A green olive and a black olive are hanging out, doing what olives do, going to the Olive Garden.
On the way out, the green olive trips and falls. The black olive is like OMG are you okay?
The green olive says yeah, olive
Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates? Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.
Going to an orgy in the South is a lot like going to Olive Garden When you’re there you’re family.
How do you say McDonalds in Italian? Olive Garden
Where do you go if you get food poisoning from the Olive Garden? To the Hospitalliano.
Why do you never take a date to Olive Garden? Because when you're there you're family.
What percentage of Olive Garden’s menu is prepared via microwave? Olive it
I realized today that I really only have two options when it comes to a career path. I'm going to end up in jail or working at Olive Garden. Either way endless salads are getting tossed.
I got kicked out of 2 olive gardens for eating too many breadsticks...
My friend asked how many in total
I replied, "Olive them."
What is an epileptic person's favorite dish at Olive Garden? A seizure salad