"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.
He counted:
“Uno...”
“Dos...”
And disappeared without a trace.
Before going to bed, a little child asks his dad a question.
"Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'"?
The dad responds, saying "No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If elected, I promise...'"
A girl asks her father, “Do all fairytales begin with Once Upon A Time?” And the father replied, “ No there is a whole series of fairytales that begin with ‘If Elected I Promise.....”
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” He replied, “No, a whole series of fairy tales begins with ‘If elected, I promise . . .’”
A little girl asked her father...
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?”
He replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`.”
A little girl asked her Dad one day, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?'” Her Dad replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”
I saw a roadside stand with a sign that said "Lobster Tails-$2". So I stopped in and paid my $2. Then the proprietor says, "Once upon a time, there was this lobster..."
Once upon a time in a bar far far away....
The "Pessimist" saw cups half EMPTY
The "Optimist" saw the cups half FULL
*The woman slapped them both for staring !*
Son to father: Do all fairytales begin with, “Once upon a time?”
Father to son:
No, some begin with, “if elected I promise…”
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ..."
Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now
Daddy, do all fairy tales start with Once upon a time? No dear, there’s a whole series of fairly tales that start with “If elected, I promise”.
Once upon a time there was a man.
Today there are many
**EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul
I asked my dad how I was born
Me: Dad, how was I born ?
Dad: It's a really long story
Me: (all excited) Tell me..I wana hear it
Dad: Once upon a time, it was a cold night and all the pharmacies were closed....
Once upon a time... A Long looooong time ago, there was a man. Now there are many.
Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat.
Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman
Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid.
Do all Fairy Tales begin with ''Once Upon a Time''?
No........
The Best begin with ''If Am Elected''
wanna hear a story? once upon a time, a kid had a dolphin doll fin.
Once upon a time... There was an idiot who thought I was gonna tell a joke. Have a nice day.
Once upon a time there lived in a certain village a little country girl, the prettiest creature who was ever seen. Now she grow up.
Once upon a time there was a church built without a bell... For that it received the nobell award.
Just watched Once Upon A Time In Hollywood in theaters and without knowing anything about it other than the title. I still don't.
I'm afraid i caught poetry..
Man 1: I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
Man 2: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.
Man 1: Really? When?
Man 2: Oh, once upon a time ...
Once Upon a Time Is a brilliant series
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea... Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that was only once and it was only one woman!
Once upon a time there lived a pair of sneakers... ...especially the left one
Once upon a time... The blind man saw the paraplegic man run away from the stopped car that was so close at 2000km away from there and the old lady who is 13 years old was resting in the wooden chair that was made of stone.
Once upon a time there was a boy with 1 left arm Because the other arm was the right one