What was the one legged man doing at the ATM? Checking his balance
What did the one legged man do at the bank? Check his balance.
What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
I invented the sandal for one legged people. It was a flop.
where does a one legged waitress work? I-HOP
What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in
I asked this one legged guy where he wanted to eat He said ihop
Everyone is posting one legged Halloween costumes and I can't stand it
Where do one legged workers work? Ihop
Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP
What do you say to the one legged hitchhiker? Hop in!
(A little offensive) Where do one legged people go to eat? IHOP
What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen
Where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP
How do you tip a one legged stripper? Hit it from behind.
What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey? How're you gettin' on?
What do an asthmatic stoner and a one legged mountain climber have in common? They both have difficulty getting high.
Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's one legged girlfriend? Her name is Irene Sum
What do you call a one legged man in a pile of leaves? Russel. What do you call a one legged woman? Ilene. What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want cause he ain't going anywhere.
How do you kill a one legged fox? (dark humor) You make him run halfway across Canada.
What was the name of the one legged waitress at IHOP? ILean
I saw a one legged man standing on the corner holding a sign that read “will work for food” so I did him a solid And told him IHOP was hiring.
What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!
How do you kill a one legged fox? Have it run across Canada. (maybe only Canadians will get this)
What do you call a one legged female pirate? ARRRRlene...
One day, I was walking down the street and I saw a one legged woman. As I walked past her, she lost her balance and before she fell, I caught her. She said "thanks for the hand". And I replied "looks like you need a *leg*."
Where is a one legged man’s favourite place to eat? IHOP.
How did the dad convince his one legged son to go to school
1 HOP THIS TIME
2 HOPS THIS TIME
How do you kill a one legged fox? You make it run across Canada.