The worst part about online dating is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140.
As a 12 year old, online dating is a tough thing Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't.
My friend said that he was going to try online dating.
I said, "I didn't have much luck with it personally."
"But that's where *we* met," said my wife.
I said, "Exactly."
A 10 years old comedian once said:
Online dating is tough.
Every time i meet someone new, they end up in jail.
My 18 yo sister said that online dating is tough In the past 8 years every man she met there ended up in jail
As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough. Every person I meet ends up in jail!
I met the love of my life through an online dating site Too bad my wife found out
So I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't.
Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment
Online dating is tough even for a 13 year old. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
You can't trust anyone you meet in online dating. Just last week I went on a date with a girl and stole $300 from her.
The hardest part about online dating... Finding someone who clicks with you.
In the world of online dating, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
Online dating is like a bakery You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts.
I recently watched a film called Online Dating. Honestly, it wasn't as good as it looked on the internet.
Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it.
Online dating is tough
"Online dating is tough", said a 10 year old.
"Everytime I meet someone new, they end up in jail."
Know why online dating doesn't work for snakes? e-reptile dysfunction.
I’ll never join one of those online dating services because I prefer to meet someone the good old-fashioned way... Through alcohol and poor judgement...
Online dating sparks a rise in tablet use with young singles. “I’ve been using tablets for dating since the 80’s” - Bill C
I tried to get into online dating, but then I fractured my wrist... I couldn't pick up lines
What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi
Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community.
Prison.
He meant prison.
What's the best synonym for online dating? External Affairs.
If I had a dollar for every girl that looked different in real life than she did on her online dating photos... I still wouldn't have enough money for make-up remover for 1 of them
I like to lie a lot on online dating profiles. But I have to tell you the hardest part about being six foot - five is finding someone who loves me for me.
As an 11 year old girl, I find online dating really frustrating Whenever I meet up with someone, he gets arrested.
I hate online dating websites. The men never look like the woman in the picture.
Why did the female zombie join the online dating site?
Because she wanted to find Mr. Wight.
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I know its lame, but I wrote it myself, so I was proud.
I saw an online dating profile name labeled abcdefg So naturally I responded hi, jk, lmno
There's a new online dating site. It's called eBae