I went to a Lord of the Rings themed restaurant. The food was horribly authentic and the waitress was as uglier than an Orc, but I have to give her credit. There was a table of 12 and it only took her ... ...one bring to gruel them all.
An Elf, an Orc, and a Dragonborn walk into a bar... There's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine.
Have you heard of Smokey the Orc? Only YOU can prevent forests!
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species? They're too orc'ward.
What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi
What do you call orcs playing instruments? An **orc**esthra
a human and an orc run into a bar ding dong