I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
I'd never let my children watch the orchestra There's too much sax and violins.
How did the orchestra start a riot? With violins
If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit? The conductor.
I would never let my kids go see an orchestra... Too much sax and violins.
Never let anyone put you down. Take my mate Jim for example. He was told just because he's deaf he can't play in an orchestra... But did he listen...
Why shouldn't you let your kids watch an orchestra? There's a lot of *sax and violins*.
How do they make music in Mordor? With an Orchestra.
Who plays the music in Mordor? The ORChestra.
Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor.
Why cant you bring kids to an orchestra? Too much sax and violins
I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra... Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...
I got a job assisting a fledgling orchestra with their day to day activities and helping to organize upcoming shows...
My official title is Band Aide.
(I thought of this in the shower, so it's definitely not funny)
Iron man should have joined the London philharmonic orchestra. He'd have made a good conductor.
Dad jokes #001
Me: Dad? Can I go to see the orchestra?
Dad: No way son, there's too much SAX AND VIOLINS
How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra? She pulled some strings.
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins.
Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins.
Our orchestra teacher told us he’d throw an instrument at us if we messed up. Wow. I can’t believe our teacher is threatening us with violins.
Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section.
Why can't Plastic Man lead an orchestra? Because he's a poor conductor
There was a brawl at the orchestra today. Lots of violin-ce
How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!
I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish
Why was Gandhi thrown out of the orchestra? He rejected the violins.
You think you're special because you suddenly don't identify as male or female? The Siberian Orchestra has identified as 'trans' for over 20 years.
What do you call a homeless monkey in the woodwind part of an orchestra? The oboe bonobo hobo.
Lighting strikes an orchestra who gets hit first?
The conducter
.... I'll see myself out
What do you call a band of orchas? An orchestra
The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads... Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!
Why didn't the school orchestra add me to their woodwind section? It was reed only
Why did the boy leave the angyr orchestra? There was too much violins
A competing musician is asked to give his opinion during an interview for a documentary about a famous string orchestra....
“So, what do you think of the group?” The interviewer asked.
He responded, “they look like a bunch of f-holes to me.”
I got fired from my job as an orchestra conductor...
...for repeatedly looking out of the window.
I had to face the music.
What happend when Moses walked through the middle of an orchestra? The parting of the reed sea
Why did the movie about a String orchestra get rated R16? It contained violins
What do you call a woman, that slept with the whole orchestra? A symphomaniac
The acceptance speeches at this year's Acadamy Awards are expected to be very long and very, very political... ... better double down on TRUMPets in the orchestra pit.