Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy
What do you get when you cross Hitler with Osama bin laden? Nein 11
If you switch the B and S in Osama bin Laden, it becomes Obama Sin-Laden . . . Some might consider that prophetic, others slanderous. But I say it's just flippin' BS.
What was Osama bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent? kids blow up so fast
It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.
What has more brains than Osama Bin Laden? The wall behind him
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
The CIA found evidence that Osama Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water.
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"
A cooking utensil owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden went for auction today. It’s the grater of two evils.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
If Osama Bin Laden was a DJ His name would be Osama Spin Laden
We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago
What does Osama bin Laden call his weed? The Quran because burning it gets you stoned
I’m glad Obama killed Osama Bin Laden Before Trump could become friends with him.
What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook.
Osama bin Laden rated America. He gave us a 9/11.
If I was in a room with hitler, osama bin laden and stalin, I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team? The New York Jets
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks.
We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago.
Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden? Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.
Osama Bin Laden has been having trouble thinking lately His brain is pretty scattered right now
What’s Osama bin Laden favorite football team? The New York Jets
A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden. Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favourite drink? A Double Manhattan
What do Erdogan, Osama bin Laden, and Little Miss Muffett all have in common? They all have Kurds in their way.
What is Osama bin ladens favourite sports team? The new york jets
Who wins in chess George Bush or Osama Bin Laden? Bin Laden wins because Bush is missing two towers
How did osama bin laden do on his history exam? He bombed it.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or Osama Bin Laden? Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.
Why did Osama Bin Laden have a lot of karma when he died? He was killed in 'upvote-ahbaad'.