Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy

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What do you get when you cross Hitler with Osama bin laden? Nein 11

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If you switch the B and S in Osama bin Laden, it becomes Obama Sin-Laden . . . Some might consider that prophetic, others slanderous. But I say it's just flippin' BS.

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What was Osama bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent? kids blow up so fast

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It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.

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What has more brains than Osama Bin Laden? The wall behind him

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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.

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The CIA found evidence that Osama Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans

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Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water.

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As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"

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A cooking utensil owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden went for auction today. It’s the grater of two evils.

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What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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If Osama Bin Laden was a DJ His name would be Osama Spin Laden

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We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago

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What does Osama bin Laden call his weed? The Quran because burning it gets you stoned

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I’m glad Obama killed Osama Bin Laden Before Trump could become friends with him.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook.

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Osama bin Laden rated America. He gave us a 9/11.

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If I was in a room with hitler, osama bin laden and stalin, I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team? The New York Jets

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago.

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Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden? Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.

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Osama Bin Laden has been having trouble thinking lately His brain is pretty scattered right now

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What’s Osama bin Laden favorite football team? The New York Jets

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A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden. Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favourite drink? A Double Manhattan

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What do Erdogan, Osama bin Laden, and Little Miss Muffett all have in common? They all have Kurds in their way.

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What is Osama bin ladens favourite sports team? The new york jets

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Who wins in chess George Bush or Osama Bin Laden? Bin Laden wins because Bush is missing two towers

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How did osama bin laden do on his history exam? He bombed it.

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What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

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Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or Osama Bin Laden? Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.

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Why did Osama Bin Laden have a lot of karma when he died? He was killed in 'upvote-ahbaad'.

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