My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up. I was displeased with his shellfish ambition.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits.
What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker..
And a prostitute with diarrhea..?
An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits..
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel
Whats the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with dysentery? You shuck the oyster between fits...
Whats the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker, shucks between fits.......
What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
Why did the oyster leave the party early He pulled a mussel
The world is an oyster Much nicer on crackers
What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? Well, an epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits...
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits....
What's the difference
between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The oyster farmer shucks between fits...
What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other...
Why did the baby oyster refuse to share his toys? He was a little shellfish.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a prostitute with dysentery? The fisherman shucks between fits.
What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one....
What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well...
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic? A: A PearlJam 😃
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? The oyster shucks between fits, and...
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shuck between fits...
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
What's an oyster's favorite band? Pearl Jam.
What does an oyster use when its shell is dry? Oysterizer
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The first one shucks between fits...
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? One shucks between fits.
Depressed people with an allergy to shellfish They must think the world is their oyster
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a hooker with dysentery? The oyster farmer shucks between fits.
What will you call an oyster who doesn't want to share anything? A selfish shellfish
What's the difference between a epileptic oyster man and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
What did the teenage clam do when he saw an oyster? He clummed in his pants.