**What did hurricane Irma say to the coconut palm tree?** Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job!!!
What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? A PALM TREE!!!
This was my Laffy taffy joke I choked on it while I read this
What Kind Of Tree Grows In Your Hand?
A palm tree!
What tree grows fingers? A Palm tree
What do you call a duck that falls out of a palm tree? A quackanut
How do you know a palm tree is getting old? It’s coconuts hang lower than its trunk.
What do you call a palm tree that wants to be a rapper? Slim Shady.
What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree
The Kardashians and Palm Trees are similar They look good in pictures, but what’s their purpose?
How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree
I'm dating a palm tree. It's nothing serious though. Just fronds with benefits.
A palm tree asked another, "Why do you always look so empty?" He replied, "I just don't have very many fronds."
Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
I was coming home from work
I go to open my door, to much my dismay, on my very own couch even, three trees are just going at it smashing hard boy, a palm tree, an oak, and a coconut tree, they were having a treesome
I’m sure you can guess which one got to nut.