My dad always called me "Pancake" He said it was "Because the first one is always a mistake."
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really créped up on me!
Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Shrove Tuesday
"Dad why is my brother called George?"
"Cos he was born on St George's day"
"Dad why is my brother called David?"
"Cos he was born on St David's day"
"Dad.."
"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."
Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!
How did the pancake become the king? He u-syruped the throne.
A serial killer was killing his female victims by drowning them in pancake mix, then dipping them in hot oil. Some of his victims survived. They're currently being treated at a battered women's shelter.
The local breakfast diner always seems to be hiring new pancake flippers Must have a high turnover rate.
It's pancake day already? That sure créped up fast.
Pancake Tuesday is quite sneaky It really crepe’d up on me this year
Pancake Day ... Has has really crêped up on me this year
So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us
To all you beautiful girls, Happy Valentine's Day! To all your fat girls, chin up, it's Pancake Day next week!
It's pancake day?! Well that creped up on us.
Some say a hot dog tastes better when flattened like a pancake Quite frankly, that’s balogna.
Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix... Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head...
... a fried egg on each shoulder, and a piece of bacon over each ear.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man said: "I'm worried about my brother."
Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square.
I'm fed up with all these pancake day puns... The next time I hear someone say one, I'll batter them.
People say we flat-earthers don't believe the world is round. That is a lie. Of course the world is round, just like a pancake!
It's Pancake Tuesday already... Really creped up on me.
Person 1: I made you a breakfast pizza... Person 2: This is a pancake.
I gave my girlfriend the last of my pancake today
She leaned over in a whisper and said,
"Pancucked"
I honestly didn't expect it and I almost died.
Why was the pancake a bad comedian? Because his jokes fell flat
Why did the pancake get arrested? It had committed multiple unwaffle actions.
"I have the best pancake mix!" "No, mine is batter"
My successful pancake business was recently shut down Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot
I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.
I can’t believe it is pancake day tomorrow It has really creped up on us this year!
I like to say that some songs are in the key of pancake. Because pancakes be flat.
What is the similarity between a human and a pancake. When they are black you failed