I recently came out as pansexual.
But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
I guess it's true what they say:
"Once you go black, you never go back"
Every time somebody tells me that they’re Pansexual... ...I tell them to stay out of my kitchen.
Why is the shower hose pansexual? Because every naked person it sees turns it on
What do you call a pansexual named Nick who works in CD manufacturing? Pan Nick at the Disc Co.
Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware.
I recently realized that my pinky toe is pansexual. It likes to bang everything.
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at the CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co.
What do you call a pansexual guy named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan nick at the disc co.
I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual.
what do you call a pansexual person named nick who works at a disc company? Pan nick at the disc co
The worst joke I’ve ever come up with when drunk.
I identify as pansexual.
I like shipping her with Trunks.
I got fired from my job just because I'm pansexual. Who wants to work in a kitchen anyway.
I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual
What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, eunuch, cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker? I don't know.
A pansexual enters a room full of obese nymphomaniacs No one has room to judge.
What do you call a person that loves pans? Pansexual
If you jack off in a pot... ...does that make you Pansexual?
I got turned on when I was doing the dishes today. Turns out... I'm pansexual
I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron
Why did the straight kid get bullied in cooking class??? He wasn’t pansexual
What do you call a pansexual man named Nicolas who works in a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co.
I am a Latino pansexual with no regrets
Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.
So I don’t know why my friend always is saying that I’m doing it wrong
You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender.
Today I found out I'm pansexual Turns out I'm equally attracted to both woks and stainless steel skillets.
I got turned in doing the dishes today... Turns out... I'm pansexual
A guy walks into a cheescake factory...
The waiter asks him what kind of cheesecake he wishes to purchase.
"It doesn't matter, I am a springform-pansexual".