Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them
What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire.
I hate when my wife drags me to a dance class. She knew I was paraplegic when she married me.
A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand.
What do you call a paraplegic who does karate? Partial Arts.
A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!
What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer.
What's the difference between a paratrooper and a paraplegic? A working parachute.
Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him.
My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar. Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool.
A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model.
Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that.
A paraplegic is haggling the price of a wheelchair He says "$300 or I walk"
What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable.
What did the deaf, mute, paraplegic get for Christmas? Cancer
What do you call a paraplegic doing karate? Partial arts.
A paraplegic gave a moving presentation on how much he misses using his legs He received a standing ovation
A paraplegic once stole my Camo pants You can’t run but you can hide!
What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic? Meals on wheels
Only good thing to have come out of my accident and becoming paraplegic is realising what my dream job is Stand up comedian
What do you call a paraplegic riding on some waterskis? Skip
A Paraplegic walks into a bar.. Oh wait....
Have you heard of this new paraplegic juicy juice? It's 50% juice for 50% kids.
What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*
What's better than winning gold at the Paraplegic Olympics? Walking
What's a Paraplegic's Favourite Hat? A snapback.
Whats the worst thing a woman could do a paraplegic on their the first date? Stand him up
What do you call a fashionable paraplegic? A trendsitter.
What do you call a paraplegic pot head: A baked potato.
I tried doing stand up comedy as a paraplegic It didn’t work out
What did the paraplegic 8 year old get for Christmas? #Cancer.
My paraplegic friend calls residents of Asian countries "Chinas", "Japans", "Taiwans", etc. I think he's a little weak in the 'nese.
What did the paraplegic rapper call himself? Twooo canes
In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid. He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."
What do you call a paraplegic Italian? Mute
My paraplegic son was complaining about how people pick on him all of the time. I told him to stand up for himself.
What do you call a paraplegic time traveller? Marty McSit.
What do you call a paraplegic's cell phone? A can't walkie talkie