I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.
Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch.
I've squirted an entire bottle of No More Tears in my baby's face... ...and she's still crying. Parenting is hard
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
“Parenting is easy” Said the anti-vaxx Mom
Co-parenting
Wife to Husband, explaining the importance of coparenting the children: “it is important that when kids hear their parents, they hear one voice.”
(Husband nodding in agreement)
Wife: “..and that voice should be mine”.
My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any “C”s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes. He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
Parenting 101
1. Pour milk on floor.
2. Ask which kid did it.
3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it.
4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
What is expected of you between friends but unwelcome in parenting? Holler at your boy!
Parenting is sometimes like being a criminal For instance when I'm in the kitchen and yell "Stay back! I have a knife"
You got problems with parenting...
You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two and keep away from children."
My mom reassured me all of my parenting anxieties will melt away when I finally hold my own child.. Now that I have, and have looked upon this baby's innocent little face, I'm almost positive Rebecca cheated.
My wife took the kids downstairs this morning while i was stuck in the upstairs toilet, so to help i yelled down directions.
Im really taking my parenting to a whole other level.
You could even say my kids were answering to a higher power. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
How would you describe Kobe Bryant's parenting style? He was a real helicopter parent.
My mom discover Schrodinger Parenting Simultaneously too hard when recalling my childhood and too easy when asking for a grandchild.