Hilarious Passive Aggressive Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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I'm not passive aggressive Unlike *some* people
Edit: thank you kindly for all the upvotes!

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The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.

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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is... ...you know what? Never mind. It's FINE.

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We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mom; in fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns five tomorrow.

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What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.

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How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself.

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I met a passive aggressive witch. She didn't curse me she just blessed everyone around me.

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I'm a passive aggressive driver. I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.

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My wife and I are playing the passive aggressive thermostat game... She is currently winning 73 to 68

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What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? "...ugh nevermind"

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There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends.

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I am not passive aggressive Unlike someone

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Someone once told me that I'm passive aggressive all the time I told him to please move on in life.

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How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know. Why don't *you* change it yourself instead of waiting for other people to do it?

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"My boyfriend was slept with by you!" I heard one girl shout at another. "You're reputation will be ruined by this! YOU'RE GONNA BE KILLED BY ME!!"

"Why is she talking like that?" I asked my friend.

"Oh, don't mind her," he said. "She's just really passive aggressive."

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1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it.

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I'd tell you my passive aggressive joke... But only a complete idiot would laugh at it.

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I perfected my passive aggressive jokes today... Not that *you'd* care.

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If someone does something to annoy you, DONT just be passive aggressive about. Unlike SOME people I know.

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I work at a hospital. The staff are really stressed out and are being passive aggressive toward each other. They keep telling each other to be positive.

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My blind wife asked me to stop writing her passive aggressive notes and leaving them around the house. I don't know if it's depression or what, but she said she was tired of feeling upset all the time.

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