What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up? It's not you, it's a me a Mario!
In North Korea, you cannot throw fruit in the snow... Because they do not have the right to freeze peach.
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream? Peach Mint.
Trump: "Stop calling me orange." "I'm peach."
Mario sits Princess Peach down to have a serious talk.
Peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.
But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.
What's Trump's least favorite ice cream flavor? Peach Mint.
Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Impeach. Hi Peach, I'm Dad.
You gotta hand it to Donald Trump... He's the only orange that makes you say "mmm, peach!"
just do it
judge: what was it you stole?
woman: a box of peaches.
judge: how many peaches in it?
5 responded the woman.
judge: you get 5 days of prison time. a day for each peach.
husband jumps out of nowhere and says: she also stole a can of peas.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? "It'sa not you, IT'SA ME!"
Why is Trump losing support in Georgia? Hates peach.
Why was Peach mad at Mario? He forgot to delete his Bowser history.
Why does princess peach keep toad around? Because he's a "fun-gi"
Why did Princess Peach choke? Because Mario went down the wrong pipe
Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: "It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."
James and giant peach should have been serialized into a number of films.
Dave and the giant strawberry.
John and the giant cantelope.
Your mom and the giant cucumber.
What did the tomato say to the peach? "Nice pits."
Why does Princess Peach keep Toad around? He's a fungi to be with
What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment.
Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad? Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
Who fixes Princess Toadstool’s shoes? The Peach cobbler.
What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
What’s America’s favorite fruit? Mmmmm peach!
What is orange and impeached? A peach tree in fall.
Mario, Luigi, Peach met up for the first time in 5 years It was a Wii Union!
Why did the American prepare peach gelato? To demonstrate her right to freeze peach!
What's it called when Princess Toadstool takes up a job mending shoes? Peach cobbler.
Luigi, using a revive mushroom, beat Mario to saving Princess Peach. I guess you could say Mario got 1upped.
Articles of Impeachment The selection of clothing a cosplayer uses to dress up like Princess Peach.
Ben and Jerry's is coming out with a new flavor with peach and mint. It's called "Impeachmint"
What's im season at the White House Peach
Jamaican: do you know what trumps favorite fruit is? Um peach man!
While Mike Pence can turn fruits j to vegetables, Trump can turn an orange into a peach.
I asked my Jamaican friend what he wreckons trumps favorite fruit is, He replied. Umm peach man
Jamaica: Peach cobbler - $9.28 Apple - $11.25. Lemon merengue - $10.72 Chocolate cream - $9.82. Bahamas Peach cobbler - $9.78 Apple - $11.75. Lemon merengue - $11.72 Chocolate cream - $10.63 Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
JAMAICA: Peach cobbler - $9.28 Apple - $11.25. Lemon merengue - $10.72 Chocolate cream - $9.82. BAHAMAS: Peach cobbler - $9.78 Apple - $11.99. Lemon merengue - $11.72 Chocolate cream - $10.63. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.