I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear.
I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear...
"What's this for? he asked.
I replied, "A raise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear.
what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an organ if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both pear
Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear.
I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.
My dad always thought I wasn't man enough to become a fruit farmer... ... I proved him wrong by growing a pear.
I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear
When is an Iphone not an Apple? When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.
I know you can't compare apples to oranges... ...but two apples do make a pear.
only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!
Why did the pear turn itself into juice? Because of the pear pressure
My friend told me he wanted to plant an orchard. I told him to grow a pear.
My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear.
What did the farmer do to prove he's tough? Grew a pear.
What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure.
What did the papa pear tree say to his child pear tree who was too afraid to grow his first fruits? Son? Grow a pear.
I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I thought I'd grow a pear.
Did you hear about the fruit that started smoking? It was pear pressure.
My mate was freaking out today, crying and all. He had no idea how he was going to become the fruit farmer he'd always dreamed of being. I told him to grow a pear.
Where do you take your pear tree when it runs out of pears? ...................the re-pear shop
A fruit, an insect, and a Chinese surname walk into a bar. Well, a pear, ant, lee.
What’s green, hangs in a tree and shouts: I am an apple! I am an apple! A crazy pear!
Why was the Apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl? Pear pressure
When does a pear become a pair? When one appears.
Do you think an orange wants to be juice? Or is it just pear pressure?
I should probably take up growing fruit trees Because people keep telling me I should grow a pear.
Why was the couple so juicy? Because it was a great pear.
What did the vegetable couple say to the fruit couple? You two make a nice pear.
I've been secretly tossing pears at my neighbor for a couple weeks now I can hear him talking to his wife about government drones trying to drive him crazy, but he's just pear annoyed.
Why was the strawberry bruised? Pear pressure.
What did the apple say to the pear?
No idea. I figured if anyone knew what fruits talked about it would be you.
Aaaannnd here come the downvotes...
How did George Michael speak when he couldn't eat fruit?
In a pear-less whisper.
I'll see myself out.