Pearl Harbor Jokes

I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!" Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."

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TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub.

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I held a door for an elderly Japanese man. He said "Sank you."

Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?

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Funny Pearl Harbor Jokes
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I just held the door open for an Asian guy. He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

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I held the door open for a Japanese guy today He said, "sank you", so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he would bring up Pearl Harbor like that.

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I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers... But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said "Sank you" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

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Man, Asians drive so bad . . . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy. I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.

Once he went though, He said, 'Sank you'.

I Swore at him and kicked him in the Shin.

I Then said, 'Never bring up Pearl Harbor like that'

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I held a door open for an Asian guy and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July

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Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident

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I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me "Sank you"

How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!

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I held the door open for an old Japanese man today As he walked into the store he said "Sank You". I was shocked that after all these years he still brings up Pearl Harbor…

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With how bad Asians drive I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident

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TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub.



Credit to u/Gagu_1

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Asians are so bad at driving.. That I think Pearl Harbor was an accident

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How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays? You don't bomb pearl harbor.

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Considering how bad Asian drivers are... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says "Sank you!" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

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I was holding the door open for a Japanese guy... The Japanese guy was like "Sank you."
I punched him dead in the jaw. Smh bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.

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Considering how bad of drivers Asians are... I’m starting to think that maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident

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Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".

Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?

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Titantic is the 2nd highest grossing movie in Japan. Guess since they couldn't sink Pearl Harbor, they went for the next best thing.

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Held the door open for an Asian kid He said sank you. Punched that kid in the face can't believe he'd bring up Pearl Harbor

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My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

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I heard a comedian tell a Pearl Harbor joke. It bombed.

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I'm just like Pearl Harbor... no seaman left...

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Asian people are such bad drivers that I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident Lol

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If you look at how some Asian people are driving... ...you might think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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What did Roosevelt say after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? I won't stand for this.

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Pearl Harbor is the worst-rated port in Hawaii In a single day, it got 29 zeroes

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