What do you call a head injury at a drummer's convention in Moscow, Russia? A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.
I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum. I think I have a percussion.
For my next trick, I intend to eat a
percussion instrument in a sandwich.
Drum roll please...
Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale?
Their prices can't be beat
Have you heard about their guitar sale?
The prices are solo
What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma
Books I’d recommend
‘Excel in Maths’ by Cal Q. Luss
’Marine Giants’ by Meg LeDonne
‘DIY Automotive Repair’ by Carly King
‘Orchestral Percussion’ by Tim Penny
‘I Got Away With a Minor Crime’ by Jay Walker
‘Nordic Vodka’ by Finn Landia
I used to play melodic percussion, but I just can't marimba anymore...
Why didn't the band director ever criticize the percussion section? He didn't want to drum up discord.