"Persian sonic, why are you tired?" "Iran."
What did the Persian refugee say when he was asked how he got over the border? I ran
I predict, in years to come there’ll be a nuclear war in the Middle East, which’ll leave only one country and the Persian Gulf . Just Kuwait and sea.
I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant He said the pita was second to naan.
Dad, am I more black or more Persian?
Dad: Why do you ask?
Son: There a kid at school selling his bike. Should I bargain or should I steal the bike?.
What do you call someone who only likes Persian rice? A riceist!
Did you hear about the suicide bomber
Who refused to blow up in front of a crowd??
They say he was a real people Persian
History Teacher: "Can you name an ancient Persian invention?" Student: "No, I qanat."
What is a Persian person's favourite dog breed? Pomiranian
The Persian empire fell So Iran.
Persian joke
Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese.
....همه چيز means "every thing".
(first timer here, be gentle)
Hey bros, what do you call a Persian king? A shah, dude!
What does a Persian president say when he sees protestors? I came, I saw, I ran.
Why did the Arab get kicked out of the Persian bookstore? He couldn't pe.
Everyone has their Persian flaw. Mine? I speak terrible Farsi.