Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters
"My first son has a PHD in arts, my daughter has two degrees in communication and jornalism and my youngest son is a burglar."
Friend: "Wow a burglar? You should kick him out!"
Dad: "Nah... he is the only one who makes money."
Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters.
I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward
but I have a PhD...
"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."
"But I have a PhD..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters.
What do you call an owl with a PhD? Doctor who
What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies? A well educated Barista
To the woman I met in the bar last night who was mad at me this morning I never said I had a PhD in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical PhD in physics.
Did you hear about the prostitute with a PhD in Psychology? She'll blow your mind.
A father has 4 sons in his house. 3 have a PhD, but one is a robber. Why won't he kick out the robber? Because he's the only one making money
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD Or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
What's the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating
A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English Literature... When I asked him why chose English Literature he said he wanted to be "a great reader".
Become a PhD After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a PhD in math? A large pizza can feed a family.
So my crush wants a guy with a phd And apparently that doesn't mean pretty huge debt
What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon.
I'm starting a charity for PhD students so they can finally afford to live on their own without the need for roommates... It's called "Doctors without Boarders."
My friend said: “You have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an idiot…” It was a third degree burn.
I have a PhD Public Highschool Diploma
My friend said "You have a BA a masters and a PhD and you still act like an idiot".... It was a third degree burn!
I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass
What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four
After his recent conviction for rape, two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby... It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.
I've decided to get a PhD in how much soda you should have for the end of the world. Dr. Prepper, at your service.
An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory.. Now he's Dr. Awkward.
Educated Sons
1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the
4th son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD Man being a Pizza Hut Deliveryman is cool
Why are black peoples unable to get a PhD? Because they are unable to get past their masters.
I have a phd A pretty huge...
My stats teacher has a PHD in statistics, What are the odds of that?
How come there are only PHD and bachelor's degrees in Czechia? Because they have No Gods, No Masters.
What do you call a little person with a PhD? Doc.
What's more pathetic than a public school subsititute teacher with a PhD ? Nothing