Photography Jokes

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Why couldn’t the press take pictures of the fastest superhero? No Flash photography.

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I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me. Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.

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I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus.

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Funny Photography Jokes
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How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid? Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? Because it wasn't Canon.

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I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed.

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Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay.

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Photography at a strip club was a failure Everyone in the photos was over-exposed

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My silo photography project did not go well at all. Every picture turned out grainy.

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How did David Hasselhoff attract the women in his nude photography class By showing hoff

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Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set... ...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.

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People didn't smile for pictures in the early days of photography... It was frowned upon.

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I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook.. I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography.

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How do you end up with a photography business worth $1 million? Start out with $2 million.

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Why can't Christians do macro photography? Because the Devil is in the details.

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I got arrested for shooting up a school. Apparently, I failed to notice signs prohibiting photography in the aquarium.

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