What is the difference between a physical therapist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a physical therapist who believes men are superior? A massage-inist
What do you call it when a male physical therapist doesn’t support women? Massage a knee.
Why are physical therapists always so calm? Because it's their job to exercise patience.
Why do Driving Instructors make good Physical Therapists? Because they can teach fine motor skills
Why would Gwen Stefani make a bad physical therapist? She has a strict "Don't tell me cause it hurts" policy.