What went wrong with the feminist picnic? No one made the sandwiches
What's the difference between a philosophy major and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family.
A bus full of wives going on a picnic
fall into a river and all die.
The husbands saddened cry for a week while one husband continued to cry for more than two weeks.
When asked why he misses his wife so much he replied miserably...
"My wife missed the bus!!"
Why was the feminist picnic so bad Nobody made sandwiches
My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
Why did the feminists starve at the picnic? Because no one wanted to make the sandwiches.
Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches.
My son asked me to take him on a picnic.
I told him, "I really don't like eating under those trees"
"But why, dad?"
"They just seem kinda shady."
Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day and nearly starved.. No one made any sandwiches.
[OFFENSIVE] Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Nobody would make the sandwiches
I went to a feminist picnic the other day Nearly starved to death, nobody made any sandwiches
What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was fun, but nobody made any sandwiches!
A group of feminists deciede to have a picnic... But nobody made any sandwhiches
A Date on the Beach A man once took his sweetheart for a Valentine's Day picnic on the beach. All was going well, when suddenly they were attacked by nesting shorebirds. I guess you could say their enchanted evening took a tern for the worse.
What did the cannibal couple take with them to the park? A picnic casket
What do you call testicles that you pack for a picnic? Basketballs!
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic? Alpaca lunch.
What did the lama say when he was planning a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches.
That awkward moment when.. ...you show up to a feminist picnic and no one made sandwiches.
Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a wok in the park.
Never eat the slaw at a demonic lawyer's picnic. Possession is 9/10 of the slaw.
What's the worst thing about a feminist picnic? Nobody will make the sandwiches.
I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches.
Did you hear about the feminist picnic? It fell apart after no one made any sandwiches
Two ants are at a picnic...
Two ants are at a picnic, sitting on a bowl of melon.
One ant says to the other "let's get married and run away together!"
The other ant says "cantaloupe."
A bus full of housewives going on a.... A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus."