Pigeon Jokes

Funny Pigeon Jokes
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What’s the difference between me and a pigeon? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche!

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My Homing Pigeon is turning out to be very popular on Ebay I've sold it 16 times already!

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Pigeon Droppings An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

"Yuck!" yells the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for?" replies the man. "He must be half-a-mile away by now."

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An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun.

What sound does a pigeon make

when kicked in the nuts?

[A high coo](/spoiler)

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I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.

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Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon? He sold it for a dollar and it came home a million times.

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You can't lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon.

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I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

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Spam in the Middle Ages A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:

"Get your sword forged for cheap"

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Pig says oink, cow says moo. What does hostile takeover pigeon say? Coup.

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Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.

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I sold my homing pigeon- 23 times.

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What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? Coo man coo

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Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a "coo" d'etat.

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What did the rich pigeon call the poor pigeon? A pheasant.

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How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon? They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"

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You cant lose a homing pigeon. If you do, its just a pigeon.

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What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon.

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Don't try using analogies to argue with others. It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.

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They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird "Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."

"Well what's unusual about that?"

"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."

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The sound waves from most noises will bounce off the walls of a room until they eventually dissipate, but the sound that a pigeon makes doesn’t do that This is because a coo sticks

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How do you make a pigeon explode? Convert it to islam

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You can not lose a homing pigeon If your homing pigeon does not come back, then what you have lost is a pigeon

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What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

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What sound does a Venezuelan pigeon makes? Coup Coup Coup

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What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's? Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.

I know it's old but it always made me laugh.

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I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay. For the 15th time.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What did the pigeon say to the baker who stopped feeding his family bread in the morning? Coup coup!

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What do ya call an overweight Scottish pigeon .... A fat coo... Im here all week.

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During WWI, whenever they captured a carrier bird they labeled them POWs Pigeon of war

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Did you hear about the carrier pigeon that contracted COVID? Experts blame the strict policy of homing from work.

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The sound of a musician on the stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. A pigeon with a twig on a stage... Doesn't because a coo sticks

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