What’s the difference between me and a pigeon? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche!
My Homing Pigeon is turning out to be very popular on Ebay I've sold it 16 times already!
Pigeon Droppings
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yuck!" yells the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for?" replies the man. "He must be half-a-mile away by now."
An anatomical original
Thought you'd like a pun.
What sound does a pigeon make
when kicked in the nuts?
[A high coo](/spoiler)
I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time
What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon? He sold it for a dollar and it came home a million times.
You can't lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon.
I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
Spam in the Middle Ages
A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:
"Get your sword forged for cheap"
Pig says oink, cow says moo. What does hostile takeover pigeon say? Coup.
Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
I sold my homing pigeon- 23 times.
What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? Coo man coo
Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a "coo" d'etat.
What did the rich pigeon call the poor pigeon? A pheasant.
How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon? They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"
You cant lose a homing pigeon. If you do, its just a pigeon.
What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon.
Don't try using analogies to argue with others. It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.
They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird
"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."
The sound waves from most noises will bounce off the walls of a room until they eventually dissipate, but the sound that a pigeon makes doesn’t do that This is because a coo sticks
How do you make a pigeon explode? Convert it to islam
You can not lose a homing pigeon If your homing pigeon does not come back, then what you have lost is a pigeon
What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo.
You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
What sound does a Venezuelan pigeon makes? Coup Coup Coup
What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's?
Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
I know it's old but it always made me laugh.
I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay. For the 15th time.
What's the difference between me and a pigeon? A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
What did the pigeon say to the baker who stopped feeding his family bread in the morning? Coup coup!
What do ya call an overweight Scottish pigeon .... A fat coo... Im here all week.
During WWI, whenever they captured a carrier bird they labeled them POWs Pigeon of war
Did you hear about the carrier pigeon that contracted COVID? Experts blame the strict policy of homing from work.
The sound of a musician on the stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. A pigeon with a twig on a stage... Doesn't because a coo sticks