Pimple Jokes

Funny Pimple Jokes
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What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.

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Whats the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until you're 12 to come on your face

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Difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits til you’re a teenager to come on your face

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until puberty to come on your face

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What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!

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What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits to come on your face until you are a teenager.

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty.

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What did one pimple say to another? Hey, what up cyst-ah?

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What did the prison guard give to the criminal? Pimple cream so he won’t break out.

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What's the difference between a Priest and a pimple? The pimple waits until a boy is 14 before it comes on his face

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Whats the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on your face till you're a teenager.

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What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until puberty to come on your face.

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What is the difference between a pimple and a priest ? The pimple waits until you are twelve to come on your face.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? One waits untill you're 12 to come on your face.

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What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple generally waits until you are a teenager before it comes on your face.

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If I had a pimple for every time a child told me about my acne I’d look like I do now

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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face.

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What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you are 13 to come on your face.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? The pimple waits till you're 13 to come on your face

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At first, I really hated the large pimple on my nose. But it’s grown on me.

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What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face

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What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? The pimple waits until your 13 to come on your face.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face..

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You know whats the difference between a pimple and a pastor? The pimple doesnt come on your face before youre 13.

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you are 12 before it comes on your face

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What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits till ur 12 before it comes on your face,

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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait till you're 12 to come on your face.

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What do you call a crime boss with acne? A pimple

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