Plumbing Jokes

There once was a plumber named Leigh Who was plumbing his girl by the sea


She said, "stop your plumbing," "I hear someone coming!"


Said the plumber, still plumbing


"...it's me."

Score: 60
Funny Plumbing Jokes
Score: 48

There once was a plumber from Lea Who was plumbing a girl by the sea

She said "Stop with your plumbing, I think someone's coming!"

Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me."

Score: 45

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea

She said, "Stop your plumbing,

There's somebody coming!"

Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

Score: 10

Maybe I'm too exciteable All it takes in indoor plumbing to get me all wet

Score: 4

Spotted on a sign outside a local plumbing business... "We're #1 with your #2's"

Score: 4

I plan to run power out to my barn. I’d like to have plumbing as well but that may just be a pipe dream.

Score: 3

Connor Mcgregor should go back to plumbing Afterall he is very good with taps.

Score: 3

Was driving to work this morning and saw a pluming truck with the best slogan ever. Had to share... J&S Plumbing: Because sometimes a flush is better than a full house.

Score: 2

Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard.

Score: 2

I used to do plumbing work but I'm all dried up So I do pruning now

Score: 2

I read “Plumbing for Dummies” twice, but I have no idea what I’m doing. I think it’ll take a while before this sink’s in.

Score: 2

What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace.

Score: 1

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern.

Score: 1

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