Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation? Because he didn’t planet well.
If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant.
Jupiter said to Pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!"
To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!"
Dear NASA,
Your mom thought I was big enough.
Sincerely,
Pluto
Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet? The orbituaries.
From the time it was discovered to the time it was declassified as a planet, pluto did not make a full revolution around the sun. It was a tough year.
Why didn't Pluto organise his birthday party? He couldn't planet.
"Dear NASA...
...Your mom thought I was big enough"
-Pluto
Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet.
Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right
My friend told me that America has 50 states I said no Scientists found out that Pluto isn’t a planet so we got 49 dumbass
Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto? Apparently he's too small to be a dog.
Why was Pluto's child unexpected? Because it didn't plan it.
Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope? Pluto.
Uranus, Earth, and Pluto decide to throw a party.
Earth: so how are we going to do this?
Pluto: don't ask me. I don't know how to Plan-et.
Pluto, king of the Underworld, may be terrifying, but deep down he’s just depressed. He’s trying to cope with it, but Charon took the kids.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.
The Planets
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet
Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum. They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
A planet is a celestial body that is in orbit around a star, has sufficient gravity to make itself round and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit. That’s why Pluto isn't a planet but your mum is.
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? He wanted to find Pluto!
My wife said I'm just like Pluto I have a very cold heart
Why couldn't pluto have a space party He couldn't plan-it
Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary
Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto? Because hes not a planet.
Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum
When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?
Hey NASA i was big enough for your mom ~PLUTO
I can't believe it. You know how Pluto was found to be a dwarf planet? Well, another planet is actually an imposter. Uranus is a black hole.
Someone once said to me 'You know, Pluto is more interesting to me than Uranus ' I said 'Thanks. Can you please finish the prostate exam?'