Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him? Poetry!
What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?
A key!
This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!
Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.
What do you say to warn Edgar Allen Poe about the tree he's about to walk into? Poetry!
I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans
I'm starting a club that discusses the good and bad parts of poetry in prison. It's called "Prose and Cons"
My friend entered a poetry related pun contest. He stanza good chance.
What do you call someone who writes poetry for their dead lover? A necromantic.
I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners.
Pros: prose
Cons: cons
I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo
My teacher said I'd never be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia but so far I've made a vase and two jugs
They told me i wouldn’t be good at poetry because i’m dyslexic But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions.
I call it:
Prose and Cons
My girlfriend's body is like poetry...
...It bores me.
*I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Bathroom Poetry
This little throne I call my own
I aim to keep it neat
So drain your soul, pee down the hole
And not upon the seat
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I'm color blind
And not very good at poetry
What is an English teacher's favourite tree? Poetry
They told me I would never be good at poetry because I am dyslexic, but I proved them all wrong: So far I have made three jugs and a vase.
Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison. I spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?? Shrekspeare!!!
I dumped a girl because she wouldn’t let me read poetry. Prose before hoes.
I met a dyslexic girl that told me she was into poetry. She made me the nicest clay flower pot.
My local prison started a program where inmates get together once a week to read poetry they're calling it "Prose and Cons"
The oldest known British joke dates from the 10th century.
Found in a book of Anglo-Saxon poetry, it reads: "what hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?
Answer: A key."
What did they yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he nearly walked into a tree? Poetry!
[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!
Have you ever read Mongolian Poetry?
It has prose and Khans
(Mercilessly re-worded from an /r/Civ shitpost forever ago)
Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
Poverty is poetry to me... Mainly because I'm dyslexic.
What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak? A sturdy poetry.
I'm afraid i caught poetry..
Man 1: I'm afraid I've caught poetry.
Man 2: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.
Man 1: Really? When?
Man 2: Oh, once upon a time ...
Little Johnny does poetry.
One day in English class, Little Johnny is asked to write a poem. He gets up in front of class and tells them "I've named this poem Old Lady's Underpants."
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Grandma's are purple.
What did Spiderman say at the poetry jam? I don’t feel so good.
If rap stands for rhythm and poetry what does trap stand for? Terrible Rhythm and Poetry
Superbowl romantic poetry
Get another vodka dont forget the lime
Maybe we can fool around during halftime.
What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature? A po popo Poe