Pokemon Go Jokes

Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

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Funny Pokemon Go Jokes
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Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

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I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.

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Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

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I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go The servers go down on me every day

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So I finally got Pokémon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something

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How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!

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I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.

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I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick

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A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)

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Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. "Gotta catch Jamal"

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Tinder is like Pokémon GO You swipe to catch monsters.

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I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder

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Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.

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When I was in Africa, I decided to play a little pokemon go until a young black boy stole my phone and ran off with it. Oh well,

Gotta catch Jemal!

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal

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Pokémon GO servers Yeah, that's it.

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Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective.

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Thanks to Pokemon Go... I'm finally going to lose weight.

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Hey girl, do you play Pokemon GO? Because I wouldn't mind helping you hatch some of your eggs.

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There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokémon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it.

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A Pokémon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car...

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The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO! Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash

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So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

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With the release of the 0.31 version of Pokemon Go, my battery life has been amazing!! It turns out the game uses much less battery when you aren't playing.

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Pokemon go in January is the worst Everyone is joining all the gyms

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Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO Found a Zikachu.

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Ran into a Poké urologist today... He makes Pokémon go.

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