If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done
What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common? They both make pop tarts.
They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts.
How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever.
My two year old says she wants a hot tart when refering to pop tarts. My wife isn't nearly as amused when I ask for one too...