Portuguese Jokes

A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.

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A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany.

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A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German.

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Funny Portuguese Jokes
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What a do a bunch of people in Brazil speak? Portuguese. What does just one Brazilian speak? Portugoose.

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There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese.

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How many people speak Portuguese in South America? A Brazilian!!

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What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese

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What do you call a Portuguese that's by himself? A Portugoose

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One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked "You're Portuguese, right?" He said "No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"

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A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!

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If you have one Portuguese... ... shouldn't it be portu-goose?

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What do you call an extraterrestrial that speaks Portuguese? A Brazalien

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian

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I have a friend who's half Portuguese and half Jewish He's a janitor, but the building is his.

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What do you call it when an Indian and a Portuguese are sexting? Spice trade

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The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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A Greek, Spaniard and a Portuguese all go into a brothel, who pays? Germany.

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What do you call a person from Portugal? Portuguese.

What do you call a person from Portugal that hangs out in a pub with a pint in his hand on a match day?

Portugeezer.

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How do you say dive in Portuguese? Neymar

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An Englishman, and Irishman... , a Chinese, a Japanese, a Scot, a Mexican, an, African, a Portuguese, a Swede, a German, and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
“I’m sorry,” says the maître’D, “ But you can’t come in here without a Thai.”

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How many Portuguese does it take to colonize an Empire? a brazillian

thanks folks, i'll be here all Monday.

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Mel is the Portuguese for "Honey" But addressing Mr Gibson as that, just seems to make him angry.

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What happened to the Portuguese man when he got no presents for Christmas? He got post-Natal depression

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What did the Spanish guy say to the Portuguese guy he didn’t know? Por que geez?

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What do the colors in the Portuguese flag stand for? Green: towels.

Red: women with moustaches

Black: the best football player in the world

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What do you call a Portuguese guy taking a nap in his car that has a standard shift? Manual Cardoza

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