A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.
A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany.
A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German.
What a do a bunch of people in Brazil speak? Portuguese. What does just one Brazilian speak? Portugoose.
There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese.
How many people speak Portuguese in South America? A Brazilian!!
What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese
What do you call a Portuguese that's by himself? A Portugoose
One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked "You're Portuguese, right?" He said "No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"
A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!
If you have one Portuguese... ... shouldn't it be portu-goose?
What do you call an extraterrestrial that speaks Portuguese? A Brazalien
How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian
I have a friend who's half Portuguese and half Jewish He's a janitor, but the building is his.
What do you call it when an Indian and a Portuguese are sexting? Spice trade
The difference
What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
A Greek, Spaniard and a Portuguese all go into a brothel, who pays? Germany.
What do you call a person from Portugal?
Portuguese.
What do you call a person from Portugal that hangs out in a pub with a pint in his hand on a match day?
Portugeezer.
How do you say dive in Portuguese? Neymar
An Englishman, and Irishman...
, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Scot, a Mexican, an, African, a Portuguese, a Swede, a German, and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
“I’m sorry,” says the maître’D, “ But you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
How many Portuguese does it take to colonize an Empire?
a brazillian
thanks folks, i'll be here all Monday.
Mel is the Portuguese for "Honey" But addressing Mr Gibson as that, just seems to make him angry.
What happened to the Portuguese man when he got no presents for Christmas? He got post-Natal depression
What did the Spanish guy say to the Portuguese guy he didn’t know? Por que geez?
What do the colors in the Portuguese flag stand for?
Green: towels.
Red: women with moustaches
Black: the best football player in the world
What do you call a Portuguese guy taking a nap in his car that has a standard shift? Manual Cardoza