Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?
Why did Ireland run out of potatoes during the Irish potato famine? They discovered they could make alcohol out of them
You know, Ireland has really made a comeback since the potato famine... Everyday the population is Dublin
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
(That's a potato famine joke)