In honor of 420 tomorrow, here's a weed joke. Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town.
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
What's the difference between a raisin and a pothead from Alabama One's baked in bread, and the other's a baked inbred.
What do you call an abusive pothead? A weed whacker.
Cop: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"
What's the difference between a rasin and a pothead from Alabama? One's baked in bread, and one's a baked inbred.
what's the difference between a crack head and a pot head? If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.
Why did the pothead have weak knees and elbows? He didnt have any joints.
Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS.
How did one pothead greet the other? High
What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless
What do you call a crippled pothead? A baked potato
Why did the pothead cross the road? Who else would want to follow a chicken?
What is a pothead's favorite bug? A Roach
What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer.
What does a muscular pothead have for breakfast? Shredded Wheat
What's a blind pothead's favorite herb? Seaweed
Have you heard about the pothead who tried crack for the first time? He thought it was dope!
A pothead gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "do i smell weed?" And the pothead answers "yeah dude, we're on the highway"
My brother told me that people think I am a untrusting pothead. I highly doubt that.
I have a friend who says he's a pothead but only takes one hit and then he's stoned. He's not a pothead, he's a mari-wanna be.
The only advertisement a pothead notices... Are propa-ganja.
I saw my pothead friend on my way to work, and you know how he greeted me? High.
What did the egghead say to the pothead? "Why are you laughing? Is it the yolk?"
Why did the pothead trip? She was wearing high heels
How do you find a pothead in a crowd? You weed them out
What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!
How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? "Marriage.. you wanna?"
Cheesy Late out-of-context Joke of the Day
Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!"