What do a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time.
What does a burnt pizza, a pregnant woman and a frozen beer all have in common? You left it in too long.
What does a burned pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? An idiot who forgot to take it out on time.
The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What's a pregnant woman, a frozen beer, and a burnt pizza have in common? Some moron didn't pull it out.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Yes, I know this is a 30+ year old joke, but hope it gave some people a chuckle
I asked a pregnant woman if I could feel the baby She said that I could, but once I started rolling my sleeve up past my elbow she ran away. Rude.
What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
I kicked a pregnant woman She gave birth to me 3 months later.
A pregnant woman was in line ahead of me at the store...
Out of no where, she starts giggling.
I asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"
"Oh yes, I'm fine. My baby just told a joke."
"A joke? Seriously? What did it say?"
She replied, "Oh, I'm not sure you'd get it. It was an inside joke."
What does living with a pregnant woman and being in a hostage situation have in common?
However some people may see it, I can't
Even imagine it in my own
Life because my wife is
Perfect in every way. She makes
Me complete. I love
Every part of her!
What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb
I must confess, I have repeatedly kicked a helpless, pregnant woman. But to be fair, I was a fetus, what was I supposed to do?
What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? Some jackass forgot to take it out in time.
The pregnant woman sitting across from me on the train laughed.
I asked her
"What's so funny?"
She smiled and replied.
"My baby just told me something."
I was shocked!
"Really? What did he say!"
She grins.
"Oh you wont get it, it's an inside joke."
What does a frozen beer, a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in commonn? An idiot didn't get it out in time
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is a pregnant woman to a cannibal? Kinder Surprise.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb!
What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A Boy and a Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour
What do a pregnant woman, a burned pizza and a frozen beer have in common? In all three cases somebody took it out TOO LATE
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why do you look so fat?
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
What do you call a pregnant woman scuba diving ? A submarine.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? Kinder Surprise
Joe sits near a pregnant woman.
Joe: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Joe: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Joe: Then why did you eat it?!
What do you call a pregnant woman taking a bath? A human submarine
How do cannibals call a pregnant woman
Kinder Surprise.
Kill me now.
Me, Standing next to a heavily pregnant woman at the bus stop
Me: When is it due?
Her: 9 days.
Me: 9 days? F*ck that, I'll start walking.
What is a pregnant woman's favorite type of bread? Pumpernipple