What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Iraqi preschool? I have no idea, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones
Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
Ugly Faces
One fine day in a preschool....
Child: -makes ugly faces-
Teacher: Stop it
Child: Why?
Teacher: When I was your age, my teacher told me if I make ugly faces, it'll stay that way
Child: Oh, you didn't listen did you?
What's the difference between a weapons factory and a Palestinian preschool? I don't know, I just pilot the drone.
What’s the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp? I have no idea, I just fly the drone
What do elves learn in preschool? Not the elf-abet, no; they don't learn anything because they don't exist.
What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool.
What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool.
What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!
Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the preschool? He woke up.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a preschool playground.
In a preschool....
Kids were learning what meat comes from which animal.
'What does the pig give us?' said the teacher
'Bacon!'
'Good. What does the chicken give us?'
'Chicken!'
'Very good, What does the cow give us?' the teacher replied.
'Homework'
I'm having some trouble picking up my child from preschool I can't decide which one I want yet.
What's the difference between a Syrian preschool and a weapons factory? I don't know, I just pilot the drone.
What's the difference between an ISIS training centre and a preschool? I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.