They say the average high school prom goer now spends $1000 on prom Or $2000 if you count the abortion.
Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!
why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with
If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no *body* to go with!!!
As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me... Both times she said no.
I want to lose my virginity just like my mom did On prom night, to my dad.
What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance.
Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom? Strictly Ballroom.
I forgot to bring the drinks to my senior prom. But hey, look at the bright side. No punch line.
Why aren't you supposed to tell any jokes at prom? The punch line is always too long
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? You might think it's because he has no body to go with, but in reality it's just because he's dead.
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom
Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom? Because he couldn't find a date!
The high school for the blind had the best prom. Everyone danced like no one was watching.
My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway It was a bit of a stretch
Why can't antijokes go to the prom? Because there might be a punchline!
Gift before the Prom
"I'm ready for my first prom daddy"
"Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"
"Whats in the box dad"
"...Condoms"
A guy is at a prom telling a joke to his friends
Halfway through his joke he realizes there is no punchline.
So he ditches his friends to grab a cup of punch.
Edit: Patched for better (I hope) comedic timing.
Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Edit:I'll see myself out
Why did the skeleton show up late to prom? He was boning someone.
Can you imagine going to your girlfriend’s prom at 32? Well neither could Roy Moore. He preferred freshmen.
In an alternate reality where fences are females and posts are male... A teenage post teases that his friend is taking another post to prom. The friend says, "Hey! I take a fence to that!"
rural upbringin'
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?
Prom night.
What do you call a vampire's prom date? His Ghoul-Friend
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common? They can't be deboned.
What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common? One really bad punch line.
I was going to make a joke about prom. But the punch line is too long.
A young man was at prom with his date. He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, "So where's the punch line?"
Where do cats go for their prom? The fur ball :)
Why did the skeleton not go to his prom? he had noBODY to go with.
On prom night, my father gave me a pack of condoms and said, use them wisely, and not as water balloons. Because I'd end up where he did. He was put in lock up for twenty four hours for vandalising the neighbour's property.
I told my Dad it'd be embarrassing to chaperone at my schools prom. He said I'd do fine and thanks for hooking him up with the freshman date.
So my sister finished getting dressed for prom night, and she asked me, "How do I look?" I said, "With your eyes."
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom? Cause he had no body to go with.
The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music. The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom? Because he had noBODY to go with.
I feel bad for skeletons when they go to prom. They have no body to dance with.
What does this joke and prom have in common? A really bad punch-line