Hilarious Psych Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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IQ result Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."

Me: "Wow, my first A+"

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I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment

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IQ Test Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."

The other guy: "Wow, my first A+"

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Us psych majors get a bad rep People think we think we know what they’re thinking

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Where do they have the best fruits and vegetables? A 1950's psych ward

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Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.

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A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology "Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"

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There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed.

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Why was the Christmas tree sent to the psych ward? Because it was suffering from ornamental health issues.

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I’ve been seeing this woman for a while But now I’m back on my psych meds

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Dating woes I once went out with a girl who had told me she studied psychology in university.

Later on in our relationship, it turned out she was a compulsive liar.

In the end, her psyche major was a major psych.

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Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps

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What do you call someone who can't find a job? A Psych major.

(Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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There was a woman in psych ward who escaped and stole all of Wal-Marts shopping carts. It's clear, she's a basket case.

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Why could the escapee from the psych ward never get married? He had a fear of commitment

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Psych eval My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again.

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I went to my psychiatrist for burning a man who happened to be my psych. Well at least now I know his name. It was nice meeting Sigmund Fried

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Working at a Psych Ward So even though I see a lot of things it was when after working there for a year straight without going home and stuck in a room I than realized I must’ve not seen that I put down full-time.

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