What do you call a snail with PTSD? Shell-shocked.
I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed...... ....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
I am trying to get some help for my PTSD... But it always seems to be one flash forward and then two flashbacks.
What do you get when you spell “man” backwards? PTSD
Why does the number 10 have PTSD? Because it is in between 9/11
Jokes for the SJW What's the difference between a third wave radical feminist and an ISIS terrorist? One of them doesn't get PTSD from twitter.
Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.
What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry
Why did 10 have PTSD Because it was smack dab in the middle of 9 11.
Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed. Just like the children of Kabul.
6 was afraid of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD? they were stuck in the middle of 9/11
People on Tumblr have PTSD Potty Trained and Socially Disordered
We're throwing my dad a surprise party... ...to celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.
Why did the Giraffe have PTSD?
Because he was giraffe'ted into the war.
Also Melman's job didn't pay well.
I went to a fortune teller and asked if her if there were any problems specific to the job.
Fortune teller: Yes, PTSD.
Me: That’s common across a lot of professions.
Fortune teller: No, pre traumatic stress disorder.
Why doesn't the Doomslayer have PTSD from all the demon fighting? You cannot get PTSD if you ARE the traumatic event
Why does 10 have PTSD? It was in the middle of 9/11
When know why 6 was scared of 7, but why did 10 have PTSD? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies.
Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
PTSD
I break out into a cold sweat at the mere thought of a card-based roll-playing game The doctor says I have PTSD&D
6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, but why does 10 have ptsd? He is in the middle of 9 11
Ever since I saw a severed head in the fridge, I suffer from PTSD Whenever I open the fridge, I get the chills.