Hilarious Puerto Rico Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’s have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible”

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There's a lot of talk about making Puerto Rico the 51st state But I think the goal should be to get to 53 states.

A good solid **prime** number.



One *Indivisible* Nation.

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Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

I say let's do it, and find two more new states.

Then we'd have 53 states.

A nice PRIME number...

ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE

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With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible.

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Hello...is your refrigerator running? I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.

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Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you definitely don’t live in Puerto Rico.

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As Hurricane Irma approaches, we have to ask: Puerto Rico? More like Muerto Rico

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Puerto Rico wants to be a state... but it has no power

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America is going to help Puerto Rico Just despacito

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Four generations ago, my family left Puerto Rico to come to the mainland in hopes of finding a better life. Though they spoke little English, they learned enough to survive and provide for their families. I just dropped out of Spanish 102.

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I hear that apple pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican but in Puerto Rico its only $3.00. Those are the pie rates of the Carribean

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A slice of cherry pie costs $1 in Jamaica but $1.50 in Puerto Rico These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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People say comedy comes from a sad place... Just got back from Puerto Rico and I'm still unfunny.

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BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.

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What state does Puerto Rico want to be? Fifty-Juan.

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So I decided to visit Puerto Rico.... ....honestly not impressed, I’d only give them one star.

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A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma. Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"

Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"

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What is Trump’s least favorite part of Mexico? Puerto Rico.

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