What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi.
They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song
What do you call half a dozen Punjabi that are not feeling well? Six sick Sikhs
Cultural Differences
**Bengali**: My grandfather lived for 96 years and he never used glasses.
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**Punjabi**: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.
Husband: I think we should learn Punjabi.
Wife: Why?
Husband: We have adopted a Punjabi child. When he grows up and learns to talk, we won't understand what he's saying.
What's the best language for Indian word plays? Punjabi
I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well
What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble.
Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi.
Has anyone read the Indian wordplay book? It’s written in punjabi