For sale:
Guitar
Yoyo
Puppet
Kite
£5 for the lot
Genuine reason for sale
No strings attached
If I had a nickel for every time I was cursed by a puppet.. I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice.
Free broken puppet! No hidden fees, free shipping, free returns. There's... no strings attached.
I'm giving away a broken puppet. No strings attached.
My friend told me he suffered from stage fright.
I told him he should try imagining his audience naked. He seemed really eager to try that, thanked me and left.
A few minutes later, I realized he ran a puppet show for children.
TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet". It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
What did one sock puppet say to another? You look like you could use a hand.
I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet
A woodpecker's a bird...
...unless you're a puppet.
~ The late great Robin Williams
What do you call an endowed puppet?
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Well strung.
What do you call a faceless sock puppet? A mitten.
What is the USSRs favourite puppet show? The Allies
Who's your favourite Vampire? Mine is that Sesame Street puppet ..and before you say "he doesn't count"....
If Russia has been.... If Russia has been meddling with American politics and Trump is Vladimir Putins Puppet... Does that make Vladimir Putin a Trumpeteer?
Selling a broken puppet for $1... no strings attached!!!
There’s a fine line between a puppet master and their puppet That’s how the puppet works
Broken puppet for sale! No strings attached...
How to kill a sock puppet that's planning to shoot up people? disarm it
What do you call a Wall Street marionette? A stock puppet.
what did one sock puppet say to the other? you could use a hand.
So this lady is going on about men with big trucks. i was just thinking. "ha yeah thats true." then i saw the minuscule purse with the pigmy puppet she was clinging to.
Who is the russian undercover man puppet? ... T R U M P
For Sale: Wooden puppet who turns into a real boy! No strings attached...
My friends want me to be Oscar the grouch for Halloween
But what’s the point?
After all I already am a depressed puppet who lives in a trash can
I thought my relationship with this puppet years ago would be casual. She lied....there were strings attached.