What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics.
I was going to tell a joke about quantum mechanics but even though its funny, it's also unfunny at the same time.
Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman.
Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke
quick one:
knockknock
who's there
quantum mechanics
quantum mechanics who?
You won't know until you open the door
O_O
A physics student ask his teacher
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity"
The teacher answers: "I'll see if I can pull some strings for you"
Where did the lazy quantum mechanics student say his project was in a box
Which repair men are best at keeping secrets? I hear quantum mechanics are pretty discrete.
Cats probably like boxes because of quantum mechanics. Could be getting into a box really makes them feel alive. Who knows?
Knowing quantum mechanics is both a blessing and a curse. OC, what do you think?