Quantum Physics Jokes

I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't.

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Funny Quantum Physics Jokes
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Quantum physics has its ups and downs But it all quarks out in the end

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I did terribly in my quantum physics class, but still got an "A" and I also got an "F"
I'm not opening my report card.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic.


(If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')


...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics. I know it's trudeau.

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Why is quantum physics so much harder than regular physics? Because in regular physics, if something can go wrong, it will.

But in quantum physics, if something *could* go wrong, it will.

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This one is hard to understand Quantum physics

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