What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page.
It's funny how 8 cups of water a day seems impossible... but 8 pints and 4 shots in 3 hours goes down quicker than a chubby kid on a see-saw!
An apple will wake you up quicker than a strong cup of coffee If it's thrown hard enough.
Yesterday, my brother did 100m quicker than Usain Bolt. No-one said it had to be horizontal rather than vertical.
Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
I ran a marathon the other day, there was a three-way tie for first place between Kim, Kourtney, Khloe. They were about 20 minutes quicker than the guy in second... We all had trouble keeping up with the Kardashians
NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you.
The doctor told me I would need surgery on my hand.
I asked him if I'd be able to play the banjo after the surgery, and he said "Absolutely."
Well this sure was a lot quicker than taking Banjo lessons!
How is it that lesbians come first in LBGQT? Everyone know men come way quicker than women.