How much RAM does a great white shark have? A killer-bite.
10 years ago to this day, I cut myself with a stick of RAM I guess you could say I have a pretty sharp memory.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer? One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM
Why was the trombone player jealous of his computer's RAM? It has more gigs than he does.
Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
My friend didn't get my RAM joke. DIMM wit.
What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM.
Mary had a little sheep
Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
so Mary had a little lamb.
What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe.
What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss.
Mary Had A Little Sheep
Marry Had A Little Sheep.
And With The Sheep, She Went To Sleep.
The Sheep Turned Out To Be A Ram.
Mary Had A Little Lamb.
Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.
What do you call a goat that works at a bakery? A battering ram
There's a lot of anger out there about the MLK speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad... Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.
I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM.
Why does Putin's laptop have 1 TB of RAM? KGB
What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!
Why can't you use RAM as a flashlight? It's SO-DIMM.
Mary had a little sheep
Mary had a little sheep.
And with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
What is an AI's favorite food? RAM crackers
A few days ago Apple introduced the new Mac Pro with up to 1.5 TB of RAM... I can finally use Google Chrome.
What do you call a deer with guerrilla training? Ram-doe
My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV.
computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM "did you see that?" he replies "I Know".
Which parts of a laptop are best suited for laying siege? The battery and ram.
Why are sheep biased when it comes to car sales? They only buy and sell Ram
What do you call a noodle hotel? The Ram Inn
A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever
I like my RAM like I like my women. Dedicated.
The secret to World Peace has been discovered!!
Everyone must drink Pepsi while having their phone carrier changed to T-Mobile and drive a Dodge Ram truck!
And make the world a better, cleaner place by using Tide!
What does a car do when a ram is running towards it? Dodge.
what did the ram say when his mom found drugs in his dresser drawer? I learned it from watching ewe!
Making love to a woman is like a Ram playing a violin... He may not be very good at it, but it's still better than ewe
Found out about a mobile phone who got T-boned on the highway with a RAM. The impact of the crash was so bad that he lost his memory.
My memory is like a stick of RAM It forgets everything by the time I go to sleep
Why was the Islamic Beaver upset? He had to ram-a-dam.
Bill Belichick arrested on animal cruelty chargers.
The slaughtered carcasses of a ram, a panther, an eagle, a seahawk, and a falcon were found in his refrigerator by a friend visiting his house this morning.
i want to die
What do you call a male sheep that works in a fish and chips shop? a battering ram