Ranking Jokes

I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn't get a straight answer. He just kept telling me it's private.

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My blackbelt karate teacher has honed his skill of painting high ranking military officials for years Now he is a master of marshal arts.

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Which high-ranking Cardassian did Sisko find easiest to fool? It wasn't Gul Dukat... it was Gul Ebahl!

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It's WW2. Two German spies walk into a bar in London... ... where they sit down to listen in on some high-ranking British officers. They walk up to the bartender and ask:

"Can we get a few drinks?"

The bartender then suggests:

"dry martini?"

"Nein, nein, zwei martini!"

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Funny Ranking Jokes
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I opened a bar in Romania for low-ranking demons, but I'm not getting any business. I suppose Vlad the Imp-aler wasn't a good name.

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What do you call a high ranking soldier who hates recycling? General Waste.

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After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.

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Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government? Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Señor Manager

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Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself? The result was a Major faux Pa

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What's a low ranking south American country? Sargentina

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