Raven Jokes

What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.

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What is the difference between a raven and a crow?? Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.

So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion

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Funny Raven Jokes
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If the stork brings white babies and the raven brings black babies, what kind of bird brings no babies? The swallow

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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing, called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is basically a matter of a pinion.

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I used to own a Raven in Boston It could speak English, but the only word it knew was "Car"

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I saved a tiny baby raven and now he won't leave I guess you could say he's micro

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What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag

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Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a "b" in both and an 'n' in neither.

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What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? "...ugh nevermind"

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Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies.

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I just got a pet raven. I'm going to name him Nineteen. Corvid Nineteen.

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difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion

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How would you describe Bran from GoT in three words? Stark raven mad.

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A Raven and a Buzzard... A raven and a buzzard are both sitting on a fence by the side of the road.

The raven says to the buzzard "why did the chicken cross the road?"

The buzzard replies "I dunno, I suppose we were just lucky."

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Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!

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What do you call a raven that delivers Christmas Presents? Santa Claws

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If a stork brings white babies... And raven brings black babies, what brings no babies?

A swallow!

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What's the difference between a crow and a raven? Only one knows how to party.

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I saw a dolphin kissing a raven. Didn't expect to see that as the highlight of the NFL game.

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Why could Poe's raven feel so well at the end? It got rid of its nasty quoth.

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3birds If a stork brings white babies, and a raven brings black babies, then what bird brings no babies?


A swallow

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What is the last thing Odin says before releasing his second raven at the beginning of the day? Begone, Thought.

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What's the Three-Eyed Raven's Least Favorite Band? Third Eye Blind

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What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows? Corvid-19

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Why did the flight attendant prevent the raven from boarding the plane? He had too much carrion.

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