You know what's really dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
What’s dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you’ve been doing wrong.
It's really dumb that Trump banned the transgender from the military I mean, who is going to fight the decepticons?
This is a really dumb joke I made up about 2 years ago(mildly racist):
What do you call a Black Ukranian?
Nigor.
What to hear a really dumb joke about anatomy? Yeah, me kneether.
What do you call a really dumb zipper? A zipshit.
2016: Is America this really dumb? 2020: Yup.
I’m dumb. I’m really, really, really dumb. I’m soooo dumb. I can’t believe how stupid I am... Come on... don’t be so hard on yourself.