Realtor Jokes

Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea I forgot that he only drinks realty

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Who says Feminism isn't working? Just the other day I saw a highlight video of a woman working multiple jobs. She was a Business owner, a maid, a realtor and even a new stepmom to a buff stepson who she obviously cared for very deeply.

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So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"

The realtor says "Brochure"

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My wife and I went to see a realtor. "Have you guys considered moving houses?" he asked.

I said, "No, we don't like caravans."

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Funny Realtor Jokes
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What does the realtor on HGTV say ... ... about the house that caught fire, was flooded and damaged in a tornado, with no roof, a broken foundation and termite infestation?


*It has a lot of potential* ™

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Whipped it out on my date (a realtor) the other night. “Does this look like a lot to you.”

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My friend is a realtor in Miami and she said everyone is selling I asked her why and she told me the housing market here is sinking. But isn’t the economy getting better, I asked? Sure, she said, but that won’t help with global warming.

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My realtor was really angry with me as I moved into my new house without paying it off in full It looks like the bank forgot to Post Malone.

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What did the ladybug realtor say? What did the ladybug realtor say?



"My home is in escarole."


I'm sorry, I'll leave.

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Sherlock opens a realtor business. Calls it Sherlock Homes.

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