Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea I forgot that he only drinks realty
Who says Feminism isn't working? Just the other day I saw a highlight video of a woman working multiple jobs. She was a Business owner, a maid, a realtor and even a new stepmom to a buff stepson who she obviously cared for very deeply.
So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House
A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"
The realtor says "Brochure"
My wife and I went to see a realtor.
"Have you guys considered moving houses?" he asked.
I said, "No, we don't like caravans."
What does the realtor on HGTV say ...
... about the house that caught fire, was flooded and damaged in a tornado, with no roof, a broken foundation and termite infestation?
*It has a lot of potential* ™
Whipped it out on my date (a realtor) the other night. “Does this look like a lot to you.”
My friend is a realtor in Miami and she said everyone is selling I asked her why and she told me the housing market here is sinking. But isn’t the economy getting better, I asked? Sure, she said, but that won’t help with global warming.
My realtor was really angry with me as I moved into my new house without paying it off in full It looks like the bank forgot to Post Malone.
What did the ladybug realtor say?
What did the ladybug realtor say?
"My home is in escarole."
I'm sorry, I'll leave.
Sherlock opens a realtor business. Calls it Sherlock Homes.