Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys
1) I own this truck.
2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
The three biggest lies in Wyoming... "I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
What's the difference between an obese rodeo bull, and Dracula's girlfriend? One's a fat bucker...
What’s the difference between a rodeo clown and a politician? The rodeo clown tries to avoid the bull.
Why was the rodeo clown frustrated with his job? He was tired of all the bull.
Me at my second rodeo: This ain’t my first rodeo.
How can you tell that Wrestling is tougher than Rodeo?
When you win at Rodeo you get a buckle but win Wrestling and they give you the whole belt!
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Did you hear about the rookie cowboy who made a mistake? It was his first rodeo.
What's the hardest part about riding a chicken at the rodeo? All that buckin'.
A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail
You circle your wagons.
You trade money for food.
And it usually ends with dysentery.
"This ain't my first rodeo."
- Me at my second rodeo
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What does a crab say when he goes to the rodeo? Yee-Claw!